Anonymous asked:
i need you to kill yourself
zeitghost answered:
sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*
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This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting
Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond
My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.
even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy
i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this
getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo
[ID: A tweet from Pop Base reading "Illinois passes the first US law to protect child influencers and children whose parents post them online. Children under 16 are entitled to a percentage of earnings based on how often they appear on content, with the money going into a trust they can access when they turn 18." End ID]
infinite power in this dog
Pictured: What its like being with the boys
he just wanted to look cool
July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]
So, so, so badass. What a chillingly powerful message this sends. People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.
not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill
I'm in awe
